Thursday, August 7, 2014

US POSTAL CONSPIRACY

YEAH WELL...
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When the MOTHERS AGAINST EVERYTHING get involved you can bet that NOTHING IS SACRED!
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In 1996 I was on unemployment insurance for 6 months (13 2 week periods).
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Checks were mailed out by 5pm on Monday, so according to THE POST OFFICE in downtown Detroit, MI, I should have received my check NO LATER THAN THE NEXT DAY, UNLESS IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME. It was NOT Christmas time.
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Out of 13 unemployment checks, 2 were delivered on time (Tue.)

2 were a day late (Wed).

(9 left)

1 was 2 days late(Thur).

(8 left)

5 were 5 days late(FRI).

(3 left)

And when I failed to get one in Saturday's mail I went to the POST OFFICE IN PERSON.

I was beginning to appreciate what "GOING POSTAL" was all about.
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Of course the "GOING POSTAL" was in most cases a Postal Employee and NOT a frustrated customer!!!

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I went down there mad as H-E double-hockey-sticks!!!

The person at the desk tried to blow me off.

I said I wanted the manager.

She tried to blow me off.
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I TOLD HER I WAS NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY CHECK!!!!

AND I MEANT IT!!!!
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She got a look of consternation on her face then went to the back and came out with my check.
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IT HAD BEEN OPENED.




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