Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

4 OF ME?

YEP.

This stuff started way before I first thought.

It has been going on since I was about 9.

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In 1986 I bought a 1985 Bayliner 16' Volvo inboard engine boat.

My BIG-SIS invited me out to a lake near her house for a picnic with some of our friends and family.

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She pointed out to me 3 separate picnic tables that had a guy that LOOKED JUST LIKE ME at each one!!!

WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THIS ABOUT???!!!
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It is MY OPINION that there are NOT THAT MANY people in the WORLD that look JUST LIKE ME!!!
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BUT "SHE" / "THEY" found them???!!!


Thursday, May 8, 2014

I NEVER SAID...

Dr. Carl Sagan never said "billions and billions...", but Johnny Carson did during a Carl Sagan parody in 1980.

I heard Dr. Sagan interviewed on the radio shortly before his death.

When asked where the "billions and billions" came from he said, "from the MIND of Johnny Carson..."

Funny as H-E-double hockey sticks...

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Nobody in Casablanca said "Play it again, Sam."

Humphrey Bogart's character Rick did say "you played it for her, you can play it for me."



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Sherlock Holmes never said "It's Elementary my dear Watson."

This is real close, sounds like "Elementary my dear Watson."

Of course are you talking about the original stories or the many other sources...


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Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty."

He said "Scotty, beam us up," "and beam me up."

While we're having fun...